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SAMEDI: SCOUT'S LOG

Watching Baron Samedi in the penalty box is quite the experience, much like watching him do anything else. Usually when he's penalized for an obvious infraction, he takes it with a surprising amount of grace. You’ll see him sitting there, almost zen-like, muttering to himself in what I can only assume are some kind of chants. It’s like he’s recharging his energy or something, I don't know. It’s fascinating to watch, honestly. You'd think he was happy for the break the way he's grinning after the timer runs out.

That being said, when a call is more questionable - that’s when Baron becomes a real spectacle. He slams the penalty box door shut with a force that makes you think it's going to break off the hinges, and glares at the refs like they have personally wronged him. He does the weird muttering thing again this time but I can only assume he's trying to put a curse on the refs as opposed to center himself. Whatever he is doing, it is mostly working so far, so I guess it's fine - I didn't tell the coach or the team therapist about it. I hope I don't regret this.