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While I know I'm not a perfect angel out there I think I get a few more penalties called on me then there should be. Since that's the case, I'm generally upset when I'm sent to the penalty box I probably didn't deserve it but maybe this one time I did. While I sit in the box I contemplate my revenge, while I could take a run at a player it's better to make them take the next penalty instead. So for the two minutes I'm in the box I think of ways to make sure that the next penalty is on them. My favorite way is to rile an opponent up, get them to do something stupid either during play or after the whistle. But I am our team's most reliable penalty kill so I do my best to stay out of the box