Obviously, being an imposing power forward who hits hard and isn't known for being too soft, Edžus isn't exactly a surprising player to see in the penalty box. However, since coaching the two Solbergs this offseason, Ozolins somehow became a bit more violent. Maybe he realized some people could really be annoying, or maybe he started copying the energy of the more unhinged twin, Sonja. Regardless of the answer, one thing is clear: Sonja’s influence is bad on the Latvian. So bad he even used a Norwegian swear word she told him, on the referee. And with his amazing luck, of course, the ref understood it and gave him an additional 2 minutes for unsportsmanlike conduct. Yeah. Really wonderful out here. All his problems connect back to the Norwegian twins, now that he truly thinks about it… Maybe they're trying to take Latvia down! But they're fun to coach and spend time with… And so the internal monologue goes on, Edžus staring at the void as the penalty ends, then the period. He does not get out of the penalty box. By the end of the intermission, he now has reached philosophical questions such as: “are cookies salad?”

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