Option 2:

Antoine Beauregard loves being put in the penalty box. He wears the 2 minutes like a badge of honor. It is his dream to one day be the Turd Ferguson winner for most penalty minutes in a season. He came close a few seasons back and started trying to challenge other players to more fights. Alas it did not work out and his coach just ended up getting mad at him over it. Antoine was a fighting specialist, but after 4 seasons and only having 1 actual fight, he had to change his tactics. Now he just hits and crosschecks other players in hopes of getting more minor penalties. His greatest ambition now that he has a cup under his belt is to hoist the Turd. He is genuinely angry at referees when he commits an act that should be penalized, but does not get called for. His superstar status holds him back from more time in the sin bin and it’s unfair.