S77 PT #4: Hometown Hero
Due: Sunday, July 7th @ 11:59 PM PST
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ec06aaj
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Option 2: To my knowledge, Simo has never scored more than one goal in a game, much less a full hat trick and absolutely never a game-winning, come from behind hat trick, so the first thing to do would be a simple check to make sure the player wearing the #74 Jaaskelainen jersey was actually him as opposed to somebody infinitely more offensively talented. If that test passes, medics will be on hand to take his blood and run it through a series of tests to check for traces of performance enhancing drugs, like the soul of much better scorers. If that still shows up nothing, the next protocol is to look outside and see whether the sky is boiling and the hand of Dread Cthulhu is not piercing the veil between worlds, because the end of days is the only explanation for why Simo "what is a shot on target" Jaaskelainen has a goddamn hat trick.
After that, idk, I guess celebrate. S74 Detroit Falcons - Four Star Cup
S74 Team Norden - World Junior Championships - Gold
S75 Team Norden - World Junior Championships - Gold
S76 Team Norden - World Junior Championships - Gold
S77 Edmonton Blizzard - Named Alternate Captain
S77 Edmonton Blizzard - Reached 1000 TPE
S77 Team Finland - World Championships - Bronze
S74 Alexis Metzler Award (Nomination)
S75 Jack Cross Award (Nomination)
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