Written Option 2:
Obviously there's a gigantic celly on the ice. Absolutely ripping and screaming up the ice, flailing around in all likelihood. Ideally a Yakupov type of controlled slide, but more likely a falling all over the place, embarrassing one. Probably get up and slam on the glass. God willing, if there are any opponents in my path I get up and scream in their face asking them how they enjoyed that goal, probably. Waving to the fans as I head down the tunnel, returning when I'm named first star to do a lap and wave the crowd on some more. Then in the locker room I defend my poor sportsmanship and overdone showboating to the reporters and badmouth some other players from the other team, ideally important ones that play major leadership roles and are beloved by their fans and teammates. I probably bring it up on a few podcasts during the offseason too, while making sure to badmouth the rival city's infrastructure and food.