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Jeyeff Effo is honored to be recognized and honoured by his hometown and fellow Icelandians. In fact, he is glad that he received this admiration and honor before that stinky Olafur AtalASSon. Everyone who is from Svalbarðsstrandarhreppur, Iceland knows each other, with a population of about 500 people it's hard to imagine that everything hockey related has already been named after another hockey player from such a small town. And by all the hockey related buildings, we are talking about 1 small arena, and the zamboni, that's it. With Effo's new found success at the SMJHL level and making more money than Svalbarðsstrandarhreppur has ever seen, Effo has decided to fund and build a brand new learning center for the town, most importantly for the children. The center will be called:

The Jeyeff Effo Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

TJECFKWCRGAWWLTDOSGT for short, which everyone knows is totally pronouncable in Icelandic.

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