Jane Castor, the mayor of Tampa, has reached out to MattyJ about the naming of something. Everything is named after some fictional Steven Stamkos or some guy named Marty St. Louis. Both I’ve never heard of. MattyJ thought long and hard about what he wanted named after him. He finally came to a decision. We will name the Hillsborough River, the MattyJ River. Some would say this is a ridiculous change, but I think it is perfect. First, thousands of people walk by or boat on this river. Everyone deserves to know the legend of MattyJ. We will even have a MattyJ day where we dye the river the color of the team he is currently playing for. The whole city would party and have a parade for MattyJ. It would be the Gasparilla warmup. This is the perfect change and everyone in Tampa would support it. MattyJ River will live on for centuries.