S77 PT #4: Hometown Hero
Due: Sunday, July 7th @ 11:59 PM PST
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JohnFranklinKennedy
IIHF Federation Head IIHF GM
Honestly even if the option was on the table I don't think I'd want a hockey rink or anything like that named after me. Way too boring, I'm better than that. I'm rocking the official Jim Wieners Memorial Cemetery. It's important to spread the game to the dead, you really don't get to see too many corpses playing hockey these days and frankly I find that discriminatory and offensive. Hockey is for everyone, even the walking dead. By slapping my name on a cemetery I could really get to know these little ghouls and start teaching them the ropes. We could even have some skeleton scrimmages once they learn how to balance their bones on ice skates (likely a difficult endeavor.) Why would I put my name on a hockey rink, everybody there is already playing hockey. Put it on something new to start growing the game to a new, undead audience.
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