Written Option 2:

last home game of the season, down 4-2. everyone thought it was over, but i hadn't even gotten warmed up yet. suddenly - i receive a divine message, a look into the near future. like i was made of water i flowed through the defense, easily scoring 2 goals in what i am sure felt like merely moments for the viewers and my opponents, but was a calculated move by me in reality.

crowd was loud, pulsing, begging for victory. 4-4. the energy in the arena was palpable. craving a sweet finale to my greatest work, i effortlessly slip past my "rival" jefferson steelflex and score the winner, making sure everyone could tell how effortless it was for me. hats everywhere, i grabbed like 5 or 6 of them to keep. makes the entire thing worth it, honestly. the money's nice but i never even thought about getting hats. i think the player should get to take home every hat that falls on the ice, that seems like a real reward.