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I’ve long held onto the idea that many players that are fan favorites will never have the stats to get their jersey retired. Some franchises, the history is just too untouchable. So if my player was being honored, honestly name a sandwich after me. It would guarantee many more fans remember you fondly, than just getting your jersey up there with players that were 20 times better than you. I’d want it to be something a little funky. Like an Italian sub, with pepperoni, hot peppers, all the normal trappings, but do something odd with the bread too. Salt it, cheese it, fry it, get really weird with it. One thing I cannot allow to touch “The Dunkler” though is sundried tomatoes. Yuck. Like eating a dried up band aid or something. So here is the pitch:

Coming soon to the Tampa Bay Coliseum concessions booths, The Dunkler! You thought you knew the 3rd pairing defenseman, but now try his sandwich!