If I scored 3 goals, back to back to back, I would celebrate so hard Don Cherry would be FUMING, especially if it's against my rivals! I think for the first goal, my celebration would be me duck hunting. I would just drop to my knees, aim the stick up and track something, and then BANG. I would pretend to be tracking the duck for awhile two really get under their skin too. For the second goal celebration, I would take some inspiration from Alex Pereira from his celebration over his KO win over Jamahal Hill. I would just put both hands down at the goalie and look at the crowd like... this your guy? Completely embarrass the bozo. And for the final goal celebration, I would do the classic "stick of fire" celebration like the legend Alexander Ovechkin did. After the game, I would just ignore the media and let the showboating go uncommented on.