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It seems fitting that they name the new senior center after Slip McScruff.  He can come by and teach hockey classes in the offseason to supplement his veteran minimum salary that he takes home from the SHL.  However, he has to hold no contact classes for the safety of all those involved (especially himself, new hips are expensive on the fourth or fifth go around).

Luckily, the opening ceremony is held in late May and Slip hasn't been tied up in a playoff game for at least a simulation decade.  Even better, Slip has his own room reserved for when he eventually retires, so he can crash there after drinking a bit too much at the grand opening (catered by Chipotle, not a sponsor).

Last but not least is the statue.  All the fans of Slip's illustrious SMJHL career are now aged into the target audience here, so we commissioned a statue of an exceedingly young Captain Slip McScruff of the Scarecrows.