If Red Kirkby were to score three goals back to back in any game that would be an amazing achievement, especially as he has now swapped to being a defenseman and rarely makes it onto the goal sheet these days. If it happened to be against one of Philadelphia's fiercest rivals in the last game of the season he is not sure that he would be able to contain himself at all. He might go truly wild and drop his trousers to moon the opposing teams bench as he skated by which would surely result in a full scale brawl. Not being much of a fighter himself he would probably have to hide behind one of the bigger guys on his team. The other issue with this is that it would surely result in him receiving some kind of supplemental discipline and seeing as the Forge are always in the playoffs this would result in him potentially missing important post season games. On second thoughts maybe its just better to cele like normal.