S77 PT #4: Hometown Hero
Due: Sunday, July 7th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Count Chocula
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Option 2: After scoring 3 goals to win the game in overtime, Antoine grabs 2 bottles of wine off the bench and skates to center ice. He then proceeds to blow the corks into the stands and double fist chugs them both down at the same time, like some sort of French Stone Cold Steve Austin. After downing the wine, he then pulls a pack of cigarettes out of his pants and a lighter from his glove. He then lights up the cigarette at center ice. The referees at this point would be trying to stop him and stomp out the fire and smoke. But Antoine doesn't care, we tossed them both away with one hand. He then proceeds to blow smoke rings into the crowd and sniping hockey pucks through them like a sharpshooter. After that he goes back to the locker room and gets a deep tissue massage and an ice bath in order to get ready for the playoffs.
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