Kal Åkar has recently been contacted by a King in his homeland of Gielinor after watching him play his rookie season for the Argonauts. The city is finally getting a sewer and he would like to name the great new innovation after the rising Kekkonen. The weird thing about the sewer being installed in this kingdom is that nobody in Gielinor uses the bathroom. Ever. Still, Kekkonen feels honored to have his name associated with something that required Herculean effort despite the minimal practical gain. Kal Åkar claims that he will be in attendance for the grand opening of the sewer, and when asked about what he’s going to do next, he said “I’m going to grab a length of rope and see if I can’t get over to that one sickly part of town on the other side of the wall”. I think they call this place Ardougne… sounds like a biohazard for the young player.