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Oh god. 4-3. I haven't done anything all series long, but I've got this. There is no doubt if I get on the ice, I'm going to go full Wayne Gretzky on those losers and get us two goals. The issue is I haven't been on the ice all third period long. Coach stapled me to the bench, and there's a real issue.
Hey coach maybe I take a shift? Those 5 defenseman you've been riding seem tired. No? Dang. But coach I've got it, remember I scored a goal in the regular season? You don't? Oh it never happened? Whatever, it was last season, maybe it was in the Js. I'm telling you, I've got this.
So after that didn't work, I went the other approach. I'm telling you, if you put me in even just for a shift I'll get into a fight. Now that was an offer he couldn't refuse. I was an awful fighter and was bound to get crushed. Indeed it did, here we go.