Option 1:

Jussi Mutou has a very long pre-game meal routine that cannot be interrupted. It’s lead to lots of teammates completely avoiding him on game day out of fear of having a plate of chicken noodle soup chucked at their head.

This time, however, Jussi was unable to procure his usual fare of food. Luckily there is a very kind gentleman in this dark and secluded alleyway who is offering a copious amount of food. Jussi Mutou couldn’t say yes fast enough.

It turns out, the man runs a local indie wrestling promotion in Montreal and needs competitors for a segment on the show that night. Jussi had watched a few nights of the show so he kind of knew what he was getting into.

This particular segment was a spaghetti eating competition between several wrestlers who would be taking part in a Fatal Four Way match for the championship.

Jussi decided to agree so he could get all the spaghetti he could eat. What he didn’t know however, was that he would be slammed through the table into the plates of spaghetti by the big bad heel known as Colossal Pete. Jussi took that bump like a champ and still made it in time for the Patriotes game. The Patriotes would go on to lose 6-0.