S77 PT #5: Trust Your Gut, Trust Your Game
Due: Sunday, July 14th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Ace Lightning has a pretty standard pregame ritual. He goes to Subway and orders a footlong sub with just Swiss cheese on it. On the day of the big game, he was told that they are all out of Swiss cheese and the shipment isn’t coming for hours. By then, it will be too late! Luckily a man approaches from the alley outside Subway and says he knows a guy who can get him a whole wheel of Swiss cheese if he just follows him to his big white van. It’s a deal! Ace gets in the van and they travel for an hour out of town until they get to a farm which is full of many animals, including a magic cow. This cow produces the finest Swiss cheese in all the land, but it comes with a price. You must give the cow your first born child. Is it worth a whole wheel of cheese for game 6 when you aren’t even guaranteed to get out of the first round? After some thinking, Ace agrees and he gets to carry out a whole wheel of Swiss cheese from the farm, however, the shady man is out of gas so he has to call an Uber to get back to the city. Will he make it back in time for the game?? |
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