While getting ready in the Barracuda locker room, Dunkler stresses over not having had time to consume a protein and carb powered pita wrap before the game. He normally has one prepared by his favorite team chef with all the best ingredients: beans, olives, grilled chicken, peppers, lettuce, cheese, anchovies, bacon, and pistachios. Dunkler keeps his own bottle of ranch dressing in his locker with a label, “DUNKLER’S RANCH DO NOT USE”. Both the bottle of ranch AND the chef have gone missing!
Suddenly a scratchy voice from the dark hallway leading to the massage room beckons him. There he finds an old barefoot man, with his hair sticking out wildly underneath a straw hat. The stranger is holding a picnic basket emitting a sweet smelling aroma, like fresh baked donuts mixed with carnival food. “You look like you could use a snack! Try the goodies in my basket! Eeeeeehehehehehe!”
Despite the cackling, Dunkler happily partakes in the old man’s goods before the game.