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Dave Heinrich: Have you ever watched a show called NCIS?

Coach: What does a show from 2003 have to do with hockey?

Dave Heinrich: The protagonist up until 2022 was a man by the name of Leroy Jethro Gibbs known most prominently in universe for his always accurate gut.

Coach: You realize we are in the middle of a major-

Dave Heinrich: I am not Gibbs, but I have never in all of my years of life or unlife felt as strong a feeling in my gut as I have in this moment that if you put me in that I will win this game for us. Maybe Gibbs is channeling himself through my gut or maybe it is the fact I have an agent with preternatural powers who is trying to make me go super saiyan for this game. Either way I want you to put me on the ice and let me win us this game.

Coach: Sit back down son I think you have taken a few too many blows to the head.

Dave Heinrich: Alright I guess I'll just go tell my eldritch abomination agent that I feel we lost this game cause coach didn't trust Gibbs' gut.

Coach: If you don't win this game I am going to let every Chicago citizen slap you upside the head.

Dave Heinrich: Deal!