S77 PT #5: Trust Your Gut, Trust Your Game
Due: Sunday, July 14th @ 11:59 PM PST
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Muerto
Registered S15, S16, S24, S34, S38 Challenge Cup Champion
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The Great Falls Grizzlies are in Kelowna for the playoffs and AT-AT can't find anywhere to serve his favorite Icelandic dish, fermented shark in vinegar. He visits all the restaurants in the busy town but they are all hipster places serving tacos and tequila. Which is fine, he has several shrimp tacos and downs a few shots of reposado to try to cover the need. One of the bartenders at this gastropub near the waterfront starts chatting him up, and asks him if he's tried any of the local mushrooms. At-AT discloses that he has not but is definitely a fan of mushrooms! "Oh then you'll love these, try em!" the bartender proffers a bag of dried stems and caps. AT-AT downs a handful of them, grimacing at the bitter taste, and washes them down with a healthy swig of mezcal. Half hour later and he is wandering down by the lake, totally tripping balls. He decides to try to catch a fish and ferment it himself, and hijacks a boat from the Kelowna yacht club. Needless to say it does not go well and he capsizes the first three boats he tries to board. By this time the cops are called and he's dragged to sleep it off in a cell. In the morning the coach comes to bail him out. He's in no shape to play hockey that night so the Grizzlies lose badly and go on to lose the series. But AT-AT is a changed man, he stays in Kelowna after the playoffs and gets a lot more of these fancy Okanagan mushrooms and spends the offseason expanding his consciousness in the wilderness of the Okanagan. It's probably not good for his hockey game but he has developed a new appreciation for the hobbies of the bartenders society in British Columbia. S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK IIHF TEAM NORWAY |
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