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S77 PT #5: Trust Your Gut, Trust Your Game Due: Sunday, July 14th @ 11:59 PM PST

Ongo Gablogian always has time for his pregame meal and ritual. Look at him. He is 4 feet 8 inches tall and pushing 300 pounds. He always has food on deck and always makes sure he can eat. The Carolina Kraken nutritionist made sure to educate Ongo on the types of foods he should be taking in. Carbs to perform, fats for mental acuity, and protein to recover. Ongo, of course, took that as carbs in the form of sugar and fast food, so he makes sure to eat seven tacos from Taco Bell before every game. He took the fats as actually being fat, so he makes sure he is a literal bowling ball out on the ice, and protein is for meat heads so who cares. His post game meal is seven more tacos from Taco Bell. As far as rituals go, as long as Ongo has time for a couple sips or torpedo juice, he will be in game form.

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RE: S77 PT #5: Trust Your Gut, Trust Your Game - by Ragnar - 07-14-2024, 02:22 PM



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