Sydney Shaw NEED buttered noodles. Spaghetti to be exact. And it needs to be eaten at 1700. No earlier. No later. And do not forget the salt. One time they were out of town for an away game, but her roommate who shall not be named ate ALL the spaghetti noodles! They were running out of time. It was already 1600. Down the street Shaw found a Pho place. Close. She ordered a bowl, then went to the bathroom and drained all the broth. She then proceeded to pull all toppings and put them on a paper towel. Thankfully she had her pocket butter. Added that to the now plain noodles. Salt was also in her pocket (cause duh, it always is). She salted the noodles with a minute to spare. It was 1659. SUCCESS. Well as close as you can get. The clock struck 1700, down the hatch! The noodles were gone in a few minutes and Shaw was mostly satisfied. She pranced down the street to catch a cab to the game. It was a good night.