Zedward's typical pre game meal consists of two things, of some variation. First, some time of beef - typically a burger (usually a cheeseburger with onion rings on it) but Almost any burger will do. Second, a more apt energy source in the form of a granola / power / protein bar. Chocolate is preferred, but as long as it's a bar it's good enough. This ritual has served the test of time and since joining the SMJHL with the Falcons, Zedward never missed a game without it. 

That is until game 66 of the latest season. The final regular season game. Zedward lost track of time getting ready and didn't have any beef in his apartment or any granola bars. Nor did he have time to stop at a store or restaurant before heading over to the arena. As he heads out, he's already kicking himself for not having any extras on hand. A shady man is lurking outside Zedward's apartment. He says "I know where I can get you some meat." Zedward cringes and awkwardly dashes away.

Zedward pulls out a travel pack of almonds. Sometimes there are almonds in the granola bars he eats, so he figured this almost counts. Maybe this will be a new ritual, Zedward thinks.

And then he plays a terrible game, 0 points, 0 takeaways. Never again!