Mary Hollywood has become infamous in the world of Fake Junior Hockey in the SMJHL as a consequence of her rather bizarre personal habits. Paramount among these are her crippling addiction to nicotine and her tendency to eat way more popcorn than you’d ordinarily expect a normal human to. You can imagine, then, what sort of tragedy might befall her when she shows up for a game and her vape is dead, and she has no popcorn. Luckily for her, she was saved by some freak weirdo when this happened once. She rolled up to the arena and sat around in the Regina locker room as she and her teammates got ready for the game, when suddenly she took a rip of her vape. But alas! It was blinking red! It had no charge! She hurriedly scurried on out of the locker room so the rest of the Elk wouldn’t witness their captain weeping while she thought of a plan. Just then, some weirdo showed up and offered her some chaw. Mary ordinarily vaped her nicotine, but this would have to do. She popped a few leaves in her mouth and chomped away, getting a sufficient buzz. She was able to take the ice and perform reasonably well, but she did throw up during both intermissions.