When I ponder this upcoming season I am excited about how we have a newbie for every position yeah.
We have “Burly Earl” Earl Biggins on defense. Burly Earl brings his lumberjack size and some excellent poke checking and blocking skills. If he can’t stop it with his pads he’ll stop it with his hair! Burly Earl will also be a key man in the offensive zone. His slap shot rivals Zedeno Chara’s and he led his pee wee hockey team in assists.
“Spicy Dijon” Djoe Anderson is next at right wing. Spicy Dijon has speed and is always aware of where his teammmatss are going to be when he is passing. Look for him to act like his idol Sean Avery and spice things up in front of the net and screen the goalie. Spicy Dijon is also known to fill his Gatorade bottle with hot sauce instead of water or power juice electrolyte drink
“Woodsy” Chuck Lumbermouth is going to be a key winger this year if he can stay healthy. While Woodsy had his last stint on the injured reserve, he took to making his own pine and oak scented candles. Woodsy’s finesse on the ice will have him skating around some of his opponents and even his teammates. Woodsy’s shot speed and shot accuracy will make him an important part of this season.