Option 2:

Nice try SHL Head Office, but you can’t trick Jussi Mutou into revealing the details of his ice crimes! He would never stoop so low as to try and gain an unfair advantage over his opponents.

But if he did, this is how he would do it. He would start by putting honey and ants in players equipment. Anything he could get his hands on. If the feeling of a sticky jock strap isn’t enough to throw a player off, literal ants in their pants should do the trick.

Next, he would loosen all their skate blades, making them more prone to coming off so that they fall during play and have to go back to the bench.

The next trick in the Jussi Mutou playbook is to partially saw certain points of opponents hockey sticks, ensuring that when they go for a heavy shot, the stick breaks much easier!

But it’s a good thing that Jussi Mutou is a good boy who would never try and bend the rules.