Pranks? Me? I would never, ever, not play a prank on my teammates. How could you even suggest that? We are still trying to figure out who put 9 kilos of spaghetti tagliatelle in the washing machine. Who would do such a thing? Why would someone do that and write in Italian, "Lodare le tagliatelle" on the walls. these silly pranks seem to be following me from team to team as well. I first noticed it in Minnesota when I was playing there. They started popping up in New Orleans when I first got traded here. When I asked some teammates about it, they mentioned that it did not start happening until I showed up. Strange how they are trying to blame the only Italian born player on the team, but hey, you live and you learn. Recently, meatballs have been appearing in some teammates gloves, I have been lucky enough avoid such things, but I wonder who could be behind these new pranks.