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Johnny FourStar will do whatever it takes to get ahead out there on the ice. He needs every advantage possible if he wants Winnipeg to have a chance at winning. However he does not call what he does on the ice tricks. Tricks are something a whore does for money. Instead JOHNNY FourStar will do illusions. He will make someone's stick glove or other equipment disappear! He will cause a speedy forward to stick to him instead of going on the breakaway. But most of all he will engage in illusions of the mind. Job my FourStar will get in your head with incessant chirping and psychological torture. What you think we're here just to have a good time? Nonsense! We're here to win, that's how Johnny FourStar has a good time. Whatever dirty illusion Johnny has to do in order to be the best team left standing on the ice, he is going to do no question.

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