I love pranking all my teammates in NEW. My favorite person to mess with, however, is Pork Tenderloin. What I Do is I train all the time, do super great in practice and really really show that I Am trying to be as good of a defense man as him. I mean, First on the ice, last off the ice, really hit the weight room, only eat what the nutritionist tells me, really really do my best to make sure I Stay in shape and get proper rest. I Do everything I can do make sure I am in perfect game ready shape. Then, once the puck drops, I straight up play like I'm a rookie in the JR league. I stay out of position, I make horrible passes right up the center of the ice, I reverse to Pork every time pork moves up the ice. I force pork to cover for me all the time. in fact, last game I went for a line change as the puck was coming to me. Man, you should have seen porks face as I skated right by the puck and yelled "YOURS!" as I got to the bench,


NO one else thinks my jokes are funny, but I know they are great!!