The Colorado Raptors are not a team that believes in pranks. Almost everyone is a stick in the mud but Kral King is the biggest stick in the mud anyone has ever met in their life. Not only has he given up on training hard, truly letting the team down and being a great representation as a "nominee" for last year's rookie of the year, but he is also a bitter man. Because of the team loves to take turns stealing his jock strap any chance they get. Is it funny? yes. Is it appropriate? who cares! If King is walking around just know he is likely looking for his jock strap because the dinos like to take it and hide it. The biggest jock strap stealing dino bandit is Baron Samedi as he likes to steal and hide it a weird amount. Maybe that explains his great season so far as he is harnessing the power of King's jock strap. What a silly team we have in Colorado.

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