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Nathangus McExplosion plays a lot of pranks on his teamates. Just last week, nathangus entered @hotdog dreams and convinced him to trade @Renomitsu as a prang lmao. It worked so well that hotdog was mad at nathangus for doing such a stupid thing in his own dream. Another good prang is the deezs nuts setup. @Gwdjohnson and @gordo always fall for it. I know that gordo is trying to get me back and for this reason I am very suspicious of everything he says and I will forever be alert as to not get deez nutted by gordo. Maybe I will pretend to not see it coming however to let him have the satisfaction of DNing me as it would probably make him very happy and I like when my teamates are happy.

I also once pranged @goldenglutes by putting a whoopie cushion on his chair and he sat on it and everyone tought he farded lmao it was very very funny hah. I think it was golden fart.