Hoang isn’t known for his pranks, but that’s because no one knows who’s paying the equipment manager to print up jerseys with typos on them. Whether it’s rookies, goalies, or captains, no one is safe from getting an extra “-ich”, “-ov”, or “zky”. Number prints are too expensive, but Hoang hasn’t ruled them out either. It keeps players on their toes, makes them take extra care of their equipment, but they haven’t fingered anyone yet. This means that Hoang lives in relative safety for the time being, seeing who talks their way through putting their equipment on. If the heat ever gets too much, he has a jersey idea prepared for himself, that he keeps in his locker buried deep so no one can find it. One day, when the pressure gets too high and someone gets suspicious, Hai Nam Honk will take the ice for warmups, and try his best to act like he didn’t see it coming.