I’ve only pulled one prank since hitting the SHL, but it was a dream prank. So like: I read a lot of Captain Underpants as a kid. Did you ever read those? If you did, you probably know what sparked this. If you don’t, there’s a scene in one of them where notorious elementary school pranksters George and Harold put a bunch of jelly packets underneath the toilet seat, on the raised bumps where the seat touches the rim. The effect to this is that if anybody ever sits down on it, the jelly packets will explode onto the recipient’s pants, much to the toiletee’s chagrin. I’d never really thought I’d get the chance to, but I remembered a bit into my first season that, hey wait a minute, I’m in my early 20s on a hockey team. I can totally do that dumb shit now! Carnage ensued. I was smart enough to wear some clothes I didn’t care much about and take one of them for the team, but I got about 8 of my teammates. Good times. This is off the record, right?