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Small details are not always small details. You want an edge, take every edge you can possibly get. Tampa Bay players have longer names by almost 2 characters and if we would like to spin that into something positive for Tampa Bay, we could definitely say that teams with more money a lot of times have more success. So when we sell jerseys, we charge per letter of the name Embroidered on the back. Making a few extra dollars here, making a few extra dollars there, winds up being a whole bunch of extra dollars and extra dollars convert to extra good things, even on the ice.
On the other hand, you wanna spin it the other way if you have less letters on the back of jerseys, you can make the font bigger. Old people watch hockey too, and they don’t always have good vision, (and they have probably lost their glasses tbh) but if they can read the names better maybe they can connect with the players better and then they root for them more and we all know that a cheering crowd boosts morale. What’s good at getting the players to try harder and score more goals? Morale. Boom roasted.

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6. How was the season for you player? What you expect from next one?

This season was amazing stupendous tremendous wonderful and beautiful. Do we really truly expect anything less from our baby faced wonder kid? It was huge. It was the hugest season you’ve ever seen. What do we expect from the next season? Obviously, we expected to be even more amazeballs to the walls. There’s gonna be goals there’s going to be points. There’s even probably going to be a little getting jiggy with it. 
NoNo Jo is getting pulled up to the major league this season and he is very excited to play with his BFF By-Tor on the eyes. Obviously By-Tor has more experience, but he is now an aging old man and NoNo Jo hopes to suck the experience and knowledge out of him like a vampire Olivia Rodrigo style, and basically absorb his greatness and become a legend. He also hopes to score some goals, win some fights, and all over kick ass.
NoNo Jo would like to gain a larger social media following on both insta and chirper. He loves posting to his story. He hopes to kiss babies, break champagne bottles across ships for the maiden voyages and even crank the canes siren as a guest voted most wanted by the chirper fans.


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