A short film! Fantastic, we can have murder and mayhem and death, all rolled up into one and ready to branch out to new audiences!

Okay, so given what we're working with, I think a nice, campy B horror flick will serve our needs quite nicely. So here's the pitch!

We open on a wet, foggy day at the Maine Timber summer camp, with @SouthPaw and his rookies all presumably making their human sacrifices or something so that they can remain stupidly viable for another season. This is not a part of the horror movie, this is just part of doing business in the Js. Then, a splash of lightning, a peal of thunder!! There, in the dark, the Saint Louis Scarecrows, staring out from the night, their arms full of baked goods and their team van full of low-cost and tasty treats.

Southpaw gulps. If he can't keep his rookies safe from the menace of sugar and fried dough, they'd never achieve optimal stamina to be able to compete, and his entire season could suffer!!

Matthias and @Popol look at each other and slowly shake hands, as a frosting-covered cupcake gently rolls out of the night. @McScootie reaches out for a bite, his TPE gains already suffering irreparable harm!!

Then, the screen fades to black, and the title comes in:

"Twice Baked Scarecrows in the Woods 3: It's all Going Down"
Halloween night, 2024

I expect detailed notes on my directorial decisions by tomorrow morning c: