Option 1:

The first idea for a horror movie that popped into Hip Hurts’ head, was the terrifying story of his play on the ice this year. Despite the fact that Hurts is supposed to be a leader and one of the best defenseman on the team, his play has truly been a nightmare. The monster is this movie would just be his stat line. However he quickly realized this would make for a pretty boring movie. So instead, he pivoted to directing a low budget horror movie, about a visiting team bus that breaks down while traveling through the remote Nevada desert on route to play the Battleborn. As the bus is stalled waiting for AAA, the team is terrorized by a possessed goat who hunts them down one at a time Jeepers Creepers 2 style. The team will use their pet goat Grond to play the goat, he’s very trainable. This will instantly make him the scariest goat in Hollywood, since I think his only competition is the goat from The Witch, which was an overrated snoozer.