The Falcons producing a horror movie would be an easy task. We have a terrifying locker room, full or monsters and demons alike. The specter of Dunkler is known to linger within our halls. I would imagine our movie would be based around another team coming to the Haunted House of Skree and wandering around while encountering different terrors in each segment of the house. The walls would twist and the doorways lead to rooms they should not - a non euclidean floor plan. As they roam they would be leapt upon by the skeletal fish known as Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (he was number one!). In a panic, they would grab his hat, which would greatly offend our dear Smitty. In retribution, he would have no choice but to summon his army of zombified fish creatures who would descend from hell upon our haunted houses invaders. Left with no other choice, they would return the hat and vacate the premises - the Detroit Falcons once again routing another team.