Goalies being the most important part of the team is a bold face lie. Don't let big media try to fool you by this. You could literally put a trained monkey in net with pads and a stick. You know what it doesn't have to be a trained monkey a regular old monkey would do. Scratch that a monkey missing one arm with a bad back and a sore knee half a burnt face with a missing eye and an eye patch on the other that has been used for makeup testing without pads and a twig would suffice. Hmmm thinking about it place a pylon in the net like half the league already does to save cap space, while avoiding the PR disaster as humane societies would come knocking, and you still have a chance to win a game. You know why? Offense that is why. You litterally cannot win a game without a goal being scored, can a goalie do that, can they score a game winning goal? No, no they can't. You need offense, you score more than the opposition you win.

Now because we have to have a goalie, I do find ways of trying to keep him on task and focused. Before a game I like to get him in the zone by telling him what I and his mother did last night. If I see him slacking off in net and he lets in a bad goal, I will tell him what his Mother is going to do to me and what I am going to do to her tonight after the game, and no I do not plan on showering first. Let me tell you something that jock strap does not breathe, really lets the meat and potatoes stew if you know what i mean. I remind him if we lose becuase he let's in a bad goal I will end my relationship with his Mother so she will die sad and alone. The man gets fired up and plays beyond his weight class every damn night. He must be so happy that I make his Mom so happy.

Just kidding I love you Justin Time @RAmenAmen You carry this amazing team on you broad shoulders.