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Chuck Lumbermouth is extremely involved in keeping his team’s goalies at the top of their game…whether the goalies like it or not….Chuck is constantly staring the goalies down menacingly during practice and every time someone scores a goal on one of them he scratches a tally into the back of the bench. It is very clear that he is going to run out of space eventually and he is very vocal about this. “Another one eh? Huh…sure seems like I’m gonna run outta space here pretty soon…I’d hate to see what happens when I do…” No one, least of which the goalies, knows what this means, but they are terrified of finding out. As a result no goalie ever takes a night off, because Chuck marks the tallies even during games. He looks them directly in the eyes when he does it and he scowls at them. The team has offered to let him do this with a marker but he insists upon using the blade of his skate in the most menacing way possible. (182 words)