The PR Team for the Yukon Malamutes would like to heavily apologize for the 100% not-at-all endorsed movie created by certain people within the organization in which it features mountainous monsterous colossal sled dogs chasing down roving gangs of hotdog water bootleggers in order to stop Djoe Anderson from performing to the best of his ability in games. The movie was apparently filmed Amateur film student style, and may or may not have actually been real situations filmed on a handheld camcorder. We decline to answer whether there will be restitutions for any harm that may or may not have happened to any persons real or fictional. We would however like to apologize to the owners of said gargantuan sled dog for not understanding that he was actually a good dog just put into an unpredictable circumstance and will be offering a one time payment of $1500 to be claimed within 48 hours. (We do not care if you thought this clear snuff film was actually good, you're all horrible people for wanting a sequel let alone enjoying this one.)

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