Enter a dark locker room. It is empty except for two men who are speaking quietly to each other. The stress is apparent. There is a Buffalo Stampede logo in the center of the room on the floor.

“I don’t know what happened. They’re all gone,” one man says to the other. He is shaking.

“What do you mean they’re all gone?”

“I mean like poof. They all disappeared. I have no idea. Never seen anything like it. I felt like I was hallucinating. But others saw it too. Maybe the rapture? Is everyone on this team holy?”

“Not a chance, man. But if others saw it… I don’t know. I just don’t know. How are we going to play tonight with no players?”

“One player.” Utters a voice from the shadows. Both men look over to see Danny Devito playing Ongo Gablogian emerge from the shadows.

“Oh god,” the men say in unison. “It’s worse than we thought. I’d rather ice no one over him.”