Well. I guess this is what happens when you’re on the shitlist, haha. I’ve been slacking a bit too much lately. Slackers get the dumb shit to deal with. So here I am helping out the marketing department in my spare time. However, this task is different because I get to have some sort of creative control - a horror short for the holiday. Casting - whatever. This kind of thing is the *fun* kind of extracurricular! If I can’t get enough teammates I could bribe them with alcohol or something. Marketing says I have to keep it hockey related but otherwise can go nuts. Fun fact: I fucking love The Thing (the 80s one). Who’s gonna say no to a cheesy little “alien kills everybody on the Monarchs” type thing? Marketing says I can’t portray the team in a negative light. Alright so maybe *we’re* the evil monsters and we’re gonna attack the other teams with food dyed water and hockey sticks? Hell yes. That’ll do the trick.