ASW Post because I cannot use my ultimate powers yet ;-;

First - the obligatory +3 TPE from Milestones c:

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3598925

Second, the actual content for the last 5 TPE - you only have to make it through 250 words of Caliph Speak, ASW Grader, you can do this!

13)
If Cake doesn't win RotY, we riot.
After an absolutely insane season with Edmonton, 45 goals and 89 points, she's more than earned her place. For a rookie with 1038 TPE to her name, running consistent 80s in OGR, and taking nearly 300 shots on goal is unreal. 8th in the league for goals and 7th for shots? That's unreal, it speaks to a phenomenal setup and an absolute banger of a rookie career. While yes, Deth Klaw and Blade Hunter and MattyJ and Cade de Vries all had good seasons, I think it would take a particular kind of denseness to think Cake's wasn't almost preternaturally better - she just crushed it, every step of the way. Not to mention, of course, her presence in the LR, hyping everyone up for game after game, and all of the extra things that a truly phenomenal contender gets up to - off the ice, we all know Cake is and S tier user, but on the ice, Alexa was electric this season. And if you think otherwise - you're wrong - and with so few other rookies in genuine contention for the award, I feel pretty confident in saying that this year, it goes to her. And also, we riot if it doesn't. uwu.

[+4 TPE for 200+ words]

9)
Honestly, probably the West - the Eastern teams all have really good support structures to allow for their best players to shine, and those structures just aren't present in the All-Star Game. Sure, you can put an insane 2k TPE Gretzsky's Office centreman on the first line, but if they aren't getting fed the puck from their Setup Man or their Quarterback or the like, it's not going to help much!

[+1 TPE for 50+ words]

[+8 TPE for Milestones plus 250 words of real, genuine content. Now gimme the points.]