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So since everyone is pretty upset about the meme of Quebec getting an IIHF team, which is absurd since Quebec isn’t even a country. It’s just an area where a bunch of Canadians get together and speak the wrong language and act like they’re better than everyone else. Except the fact that every French Canadian I have met on here has been an absolute delight (especially my dog evok and NOT frenchie). Anyway, the league is PISSED at the prospect of these Canadian world war surrenderers having their own IIHF team, so they have proposed a new IIHF location for a team: the moon. Think about it. The entire moon doesn’t have a single sports team on it. Not even golf, though golf has technically happened on the moon, they don’t have an official golf team. It is a prime area to grow the game of hockey. Much like Las Vegas, the hockey team will show up and then other teams will follow. The moon could even get its own SMJHL team eventually. They could be called the Moon Walkers or perhaps something involving cheese. This also opens the prospect of expanding further into the universe. A SHL team eventually being on mars would be pretty neat.

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I am relatively new to my SHL team the New England Wolfpack, but I am still very proud of the three players who made it on to the all star team. I can’t pick just one to talk about, so I am going to talk about all of them. Heck your rules.

First let’s talk about the big homie Pork Tenderloin, which is an incredible name. As a defenseman, they had 49 points in 66 games, something Ongo Gablogian could only dream of doing. Park had a +14 and 187 shot blocks. He is among the leaders for lots of defensemen stats, including short handed goals, which as a defenseman is an insane stat to even have one, let alone 2. Pretty incredible stuff.

Next up we have Nathan Cormier who had NINETY ONE POINTS in 66 games, including 38 goals. Super impressive numbers, along with 157 hits.

And last but not least we have Antoine Beauregard, who absolutely killed it this past season. 103 points in 66 games, including 65 helpers, which is insane. What an absolute stud of a team player to set up his team mates like that. He led the league in assists and was number 5 in the league for total points.