The home opener for the Detroit Falcons will be one that many people remember for a long time. The seats the fans will sit on will be crafted out of genuine Falcon leather instead of that cheap standard cloth. Each drink will have a Falcon feather in it as a garnish (not optional). In addition to these things, there will be a chuck a puck event where the pucks will be shaped out of genuine Falcon bones. Where will we get all of these expired Falcon parts, might you ask? If you can recall, last season we ran an event where each fan received their own real life falcon. When you run an event where each fan gets a free real life Falcon, you wind up with way too many extra and expired birds. This is a real win-win for us, since we both get to clear out our expired Falcon room and the fans get a night they will never forget.

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