Spaceman Spiff was shocked when he got the call to appear on "The Greatest Show on Earth". Amateur players don't normally get that sort of call. Spiff jumped at the chance, once he recovered from shock. He arrived to learn he had been invited to the Canadian edition, which explained a little bit of how he'd gotten the call. When the events began Spiff quickly found himself at a disadvantage. He had the upper hand in the hockey events, sweeping them but with a couple close calls. The other competitors had at least played hockey as children, and Canadian football star Brady Oliveira had played even longer and could skate like the wind. Spiff only beat Oliveira by a few strides in a race. But Spiff's skills did not translate well to the other sports and he finished dead last in all of them. He thought he had a chance in the home run contest but as expected former Blue Jays Left Fielder Davis Schneider won that easily. Spiff's worst event was a soccer penalty kick contest where he missed the net with every shot and failed to save even one. CF Montreal Goalkeeper Jonathan Sirois took that event and but lost narrowly to Oliveira in a final sprint that gave Oliveira the overall victory. Spiff finished 4th.