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The Greatest Show on Earth, hosted by Ken Jennings, is a game show like no other when it comes to bringing the best players from various leagues together. Ace Lightning was invited only because Toasty and Chris Valentine said no, and he was joined by such superstars as Travis Kelce, Bryce Harper, and Chris Paul. This list seems like it’s only players who are slightly over the hill.

It was split into a physical and mental competitions, which started with a Jeopardy style game with only sports questions, which Lightning dominated. No question, the smartest athlete of all time. The second part, the physical competition, was where Lightning faltered.

For the physical, it was basically an Olympic style set up, where everybody took turns doing the 100 m dash, followed by javelin throw and then for some reason there was also a bobsled race. Just a wild turn of events and unfortunately Lightning finished last in all three. Disappointing.