Ima Noobie competed in The Greatest Show on Earth, representing hockey players against several other sports stars which included Yeti Taz of the PBE, Holden Affart from the ISFL and Daisy Pierce from the PBA. The contests involved were a Punt, Pass and Kick, a Softball Style Home Run Derby, a game of Horse and Sudden Death Style Hockey Shootout. To no surprise, Noobie threw out his shoulder and his hip doing the Punt, Pass and Kick and was credited with the most airballs during a free throw shooting contest. He also got an unsportsmanlike penalty for trying to get the phone number of the lady from the PBA while also incurring the wrath of her boyfriend. He also had the indignity of striking out twice during the slow-pitch softball home run derby. And he couldn't even win the hockey competition as the Yeti from PBE outskated and outshot him. Needless to say, the SHL will send someone else next year.

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